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funnypants: i looked closer and my friend’s face is swapped...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:25:50 -0400

i looked closer and my friend’s face is swapped WITH A BABY’S AND THE BABY NOW LOOKS LIKE HIM OMFG

ofwgblake: “Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:49:50 -0400

“Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time. It’s something that happens instantaneously. It causes swirling like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin. Have you ever felt this way about someone? If you have to think about it, you have not felt it. Everyone does eventually, you just never know when or where.”

the-absolute-best-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:55:28 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

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mandyannecurtis: stripedteacups: I AM CRY ;_____________; My...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:24:27 -0400

mandyannecurtis:

stripedteacups:

I AM CRY ;_____________;

My heart.

When you're angry as f*ck and someone tries to talk to you.

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:20:49 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:17:56 -0400

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

haus-of-hiddleston: timesweeping: this is how i run in...

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:59:17 -0400

haus-of-hiddleston:

timesweeping:

this is how i run in nightmares

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

Photo

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:25:49 -0400

insert-witty-fandom-name-here: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:05:20 -0400

insert-witty-fandom-name-here:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:01:44 -0400

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

the-absolute-best-posts: orgasm: Q This post has been...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:27:24 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

orgasm:

Q

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:26:51 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:13:50 -0400

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

naomster: tea-is-for-tardis: thAt GUY IN THE GREEN SHIRT WHO...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:06:17 -0400

naomster:

tea-is-for-tardis:

thAt GUY IN THE GREEN SHIRT WHO DIDN’T MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THOUGH

He will be remembered, lost but not forgotten, HE GAVE HIS LIFE!